random wok

An omakase (Japanese for “I'll leave it up to you”) or other tasting menu where the food served is chosen by the chef rather than by the diner. The term is a word play on the mathematical concept of the “random walk,” a mathematical concept used in science, economics and elsewhere, and the use of woks in restaurant kitchens (which is not limited to Chinese restaurants).

We tried the random wok menu at Miyamoto's the other night and it was awesome -- we loved every single dish the chef sent out.

by FitofPeak2 November 29, 2024

Random Little Girl Attack

ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!

Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"

Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."

Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

Randoms

A nigga that's not gon die behind what they involve themselves in

"He one of them randoms that like to be tuff"

by qracel September 15, 2025

random poster

someone who posts random stuff on platforms like youtube whenever they want

Aron is a random poster

by stewpid89words October 7, 2025

Random Object Narcissist

A person of moral disrepute who terrorize others by stealing things oblivious to the consequences.

“Why did he steal the grill off the car? What a hick!?”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”

by karmaneckwe October 13, 2025

Random ass

super random

Top 10 random ass things to watch

by Titanique October 21, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025