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Queefmaester

A maestro of queef noises.
Did you hear those noises coming from Shinji? He is a queefmaester.
by SnakeKack January 31, 2008
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queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate
i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him
by kgenius12 February 25, 2011
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Queef

Yo i just queefed in that nigga bitches face yo fam its lits!!
by Jshdhshehshxhd June 12, 2018
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Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first
I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.
by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019
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Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.
Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.
by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015
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Mega Queef

When a girl shits out of her vagina
That bitch just took a big ass mega queef
by TurboedDude May 29, 2018
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QAnon Quid Pro Queef

The conspiracy theory that Trump and Putin used secret queefs between staffers to communicate coded messages.
QAnon Quid Pro Queef coding has now surpassed AES 256-bit encryption as the gold standard.
by QAnon Quid Pro Queef August 6, 2021
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