puddle slut 

a female that will do ANYTHING for the puddle in the bottom of the bowl.

she is worse than a bag ho, she is a puddle slut.

puddle slut by Smeed November 6, 2007

pudge

The stuff that's not really fat and not really muscle, usually found in a roll around the midsection where the "rock hard abs" would be located if the "rock hard abs" existed. Pudge does not jiggle of its own accord, but is pokeable. Pudge is usually found on girls of medium size without too much mucle mass.

Often made worse by wearing skinny jeans or belly shirts, during which time it can be confused with a muffin top.

Suzy: I hate these jeans! They fit me great, but they give me such bad pudge!

Mary: Pudge?

Suzy: Yeah. You know, the stuff on your stomach that's like ... not really fat.

pudge by Charline January 6, 2009

pudger 

Someone who is not quite fat YET! but they will be soon............so right about now is the time u want to be benden em over

Tyler: would u?

Me: yeah but shes a pudger so it better be soon

pudger by mxzrider May 20, 2005

Puddi 

A dangerous hallucinogenic which inspires fits of a surreal experience, After mixing the proper blend of advil, niquil and a touch of vicodyn, Puddi has a similar effect to mushrooms, to which many users replied when questioned, "Feels good man". Overuse of this drug causes the brain to degrade and slowly rot while keeping the user in an comatose state while still being consciously awake while not in control of his or her actions. Puddi is incredibly dangerous and should not be used

Puddi pudding

Puddi by hurrrrrrrdurrrrrrrr December 7, 2010

Puddle duck 

A chic thatll do anythin for a pipe of crack

She's such a puddle duck

Puddle duck by Trouble73 November 13, 2017

Pudd 

The semi-chunky liquid substance which secretes out of a pregnant womans vagina when pressure is slowly exerted onto the apex of her stomach. Usually resulting in a "squish" sound, commonly refered to as a puddf.

My boss is always munching on that pudd at the office nigga.

Pudd by A. W. Dicklicker January 7, 2007

puddle fart 

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.

Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."

puddle fart by Richy Mac January 19, 2008