pasty

A person with white skin. Not just white, like paper. But whiter! VERY WHITE

John: Wow! U look like someone has rubbed sperm all over u!
Pasty Dave: No! Never fear! i am just pasty!

by Yellow tree May 8, 2005

ghost post

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.

Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.

by puresurplus May 16, 2011

post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

by J. Walt February 13, 2007

Post Holiday Syndrome

The syndrome you have when you have gone through a holiday and no longer have a functional daily rhythm. A person with a Post Holiday Syndrome will then be awake at night and sleep at day. It may be in relation to the heavy partying a lot of people do when on holidays.

Guy: "Dude, I can not possibly go to school now! I haven't gone to bed before 3:00 AM in the last 2 weeks! All this partying has been killing me!"
Dude: "You're not the only one with a Post Holiday Syndrome..."

by Stian Christer Pedersen August 20, 2007

Post Vegas Depression (PVD)

Depression experienced after an awesome weekend of drinking, smoking, dancing, gambling, and fucking in Las Vegas.

Damn, homie... Post Vegas Depression (PVD) hittin' hard now that I'm back at work.

by serleomar October 20, 2008

Post-Ghaith-Depression

Post-Ghaith-Depression (PGD) is a new phenomen that has recently been discovered by an unknown high school student. This phenomen is a result from playing with someone who's "Ghaithing". "Ghaithing" is a word that is only used when playing League of Legends. So what does it mean? It means that you're playing terribly, you're feeding the opponent and cannot tell when to retreat.

Symptons of PGD:
- You feel like there's no reason to play League of Legends anymore.
- Less interest in life or any social activities.
- Low self esteem and Psychological projection.

When Ghaithing in game, your amount of deaths are significant more than kills/assist

After losing a game with someone who's Ghaithing, you feel Post-Ghaith-Depression.

by NikkåJohan October 24, 2011

Pootytang

Slang for pussy, also a Vietnamese first name.

Example 1: I’m going clubbing this weekend, I really hope I can get some Pootytang it’s been a bit of a dry spell.

Example 2: I have pre-calc with Pootytang Patathong, he’s a really sharp kid with a badass name.

by Lakewood303 July 1, 2020