a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.

Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?

by 00moon00 July 21, 2019

Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Durr Plant

A parody meme originating from a video made by IHE on YouTube as part of his "I hate Damn Daniel Video".

*points at random plant* DURR PLANT!

by Kizzlestikz May 24, 2016

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

when your so bored hearing your english teacher talk about bs you decide to go on a dictionary and type every letter on your keyboard horizantally but backwards

hey i'm so tired of hearing my english teacher i'm gonna type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq on a random dictionary !

by carseywiener September 23, 2020

Lose the plot

To stop acting rationally.

The day of her wedding, I thought Amy was going to lose the plot.

by Tige Gentry July 23, 2006

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

by Charles W. September 13, 2008