pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010

pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

by Crampy September 30, 2006

Pooner

a middle eastern or indian person.

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!

by 1ftw October 2, 2010

pooner

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

by Jagoff August 4, 2007

Pooner

(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.

"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"

by supertrooperdude_69 March 10, 2010

pooner

A poo covered boner.

John pulled his pooner out of his wife's filthy ass and made her lick it clean.

by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010

pooner

Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep

Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner

by DON STASHIO May 1, 2010