Rock, Paper, Vagina

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.

Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."

by RQD2 July 7, 2010

Paper Bitch

Someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie 'The Other Guys'

Teacher : "Skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn't you guys turn in yours ahead of time like Skyler?

Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"

by Todd P Hunkleberry September 25, 2010

papa john's that hoe

Ejaculate on the belly of your sexual partner take a mixture of corn starch and flour sprinkle it on her belly where you ejaculated and make dough. (Have fun)

Watch me make some special dough and papa john's that hoe.

by D I double z I e October 23, 2007

toilet paper touch

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

papoose

1. A Native American infant or very young child.

2. A New York rapper working with DJ Kay Slay.

1. Yo look at that papoose

2. Yo man, Papoose is ill as fuck. His new album is droppin' in late august.

by ac August 7, 2005

PaperBatVG

The only exception. The champ. The bossaru. PaperBatVG loves his subscribers a lot.

We are the champs of PaperBatVG!

by Loyal Homie :3 July 7, 2011

papism

1. A superstitious cult centered on the pope in Rome. The cult is noted for homophobia, bigotry, pedophilia, and intolerance. Sometimes called Roman Catholicism.
2. Any superstitious nonsense.

The minions of papism are famous for their love of child molestation.

by Father X May 18, 2006