OWEN

An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Neptunic. The neptunic version of OWL.

Usually in reference to a neptunic partner.

Compared to a WILSON. As in Owen Wilson.

OWENs like owls and Owen Wilson movies.

They also read a lot of Percy Jackson bc well they’re neptunic.

This is Aquatica. She is my OWEN.

by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023

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Owen regan

Oh boy everyone hide your ankles with your bite proof socks. P.S. tkh says he is a ho ass shi talker. He likes sucking dick from behind the balls. And loved to sniff your taint at night. And shoves fingers up butts and licks em like popsicles. Thas all folks…

Owen regan lost his dick in a car accident in 09

by NBAH YUNGBOAH November 20, 2023

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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

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Owen

A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.

Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.

Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me

by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023

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Owen

A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.

Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.

Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me

by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023

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