The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

food chubb scale

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.

I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.

by DeathGadget September 12, 2021

Bag Scale

Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).

Sweet Jesus! She was so ugly I would have to give her a 2.8 on the Bag Scale.

by Razzhead January 11, 2008

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

A range of numbers used to accurately describe the attractiveness of a female.

The number "1" is the bottom of the scale. It is also the ugliest a girl can be rated. A 10 is the top of the scale and is also the hottest a girl can be rated.

yo did you see barissa? god shes ugly, defintiely a 2. But did you Amanda? Damn! shes so hot. Totally a 10. using this 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale i can now tell all my friends who the thicc hoes be!

by wassupfam August 31, 2016

susky scale

Scale used at Susquehanna university to determine the rating of an individuals appearance. It is an automatic +2 to what the individual would be rated out of 10 due to the lack of attractive people on campus

She is a susky scale 7. (This means she is a real life 5)

by Ogweedmaster69 July 1, 2022

tori scales

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.

Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023