office siren

A very attractive nerd who wears small rectangular glasses who also dresses runway ready in an office setting. They have what is deemed a face card and they're the opposite of office hot. They are also very subtle with their sexuality that is concealed with innocence. However under their concealed persona they’re very powerful and commanding. This is very attractive towards other coworkers. SuperNanny is considered a huge office Siren. Alex from Charlie’s Angels wearing the black latex scene is also considered one.

The new guy at work is such an office siren, those thin glasses don’t hide that sharp jawline and sharp suit as well. I give it one week before all the women in the office ask for his number.

by Aragonroses May 23, 2024

The Office of the Epiphany

The bathroom

After dropping the kids off in the reflecting pool in The office of the Epiphany I had a revelation

by BDHN January 28, 2021

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

Office roomba

The sole person left working alone at the office building, often by choice, who runs around trying to keep on top of all tasks.

Q: Is Sharon still not working from home?
A: No, she's totally the office roomba.

by MegaHuge June 25, 2021

Shalom officer

Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.

Pretty girl: Gun control won't do anything
Comment section: Shalom officer

by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024

gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015