Phone-Number Rhythm

The rhythm you use when you are telling someone your phone number (in person not in a text). Usually area code (pause) first three numbers (pause) and the the last four numbers.

Bob: Hey, what are your phone numbers?

Phil: Oh, It's 555 555 5555.

Bob: Okay, and you Ted?

Ted: Mine is 4444 44 444.

Bob: Dude, you got bad Phone-Number Rhythm!

by Supa Noob April 24, 2010

Sleep Number

The act of forming an erection while you sleep.

Ex. I had a sleep number last night.

by Mr.Dixiepride1234 November 22, 2011

carlos mencia definer number 24

Carlos Mencia definer number 24 is an asshole!

carlos mencia definer Number 24: "I'm an asshole who jacks off to Carlos Mencia."

by John Hyler January 15, 2008

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.

by NotBubble November 7, 2020

Number 11

A new term for sex so parents and others, don't know what you're talking about.

"i heard that yesterday Shaunt'e went to Chris-stuff's house and they did number 11'
"EWWWW!!! i just walked in on my parents having number 11 !!!"

by Amayziinqgx3 December 27, 2009

Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)

You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.

by Andi March 7, 2005

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008