papa tan tan

Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan

My dream guy needs to be like papa tan tan

by Citric Bucyrus May 15, 2023

jianhao tan

An old school channel that uses ideas from night owl cinematics and wow banana

Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb

sg 6 yrs ols:WE LOVE JIANHAO
Us:FUCK YOU jianhao tan

by ypkiasg6969 June 8, 2023

Tan Tian Le

A short, cute , 17 year old boy with helmet like hair and spects. Tian Le likes to give off sus vibes and is internally depressed at times. Commonly owns a iphone 6 and below with cracked screen.

Tan Tian Le is portrayed as someone who holds another deep in his heart

by psychotictales November 22, 2021

tanned

punched up

that chavi got tanned

by midgetpornenthusiast February 7, 2023

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

tan a bifta

To quickly smoke the remaining half of your 'fag' behind the local Spa.

"'ere yaz, let's tan a bifta what i found in me mum's ashtray... nob 'ead"

by Catherine S Boucher March 28, 2009

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019