Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 07, 2020

Tongue Ninja

A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.

"Crazy bitch tried to cut my dick off after I tried to tongue ninja Brad."

by The Cassanova November 09, 2018

Ninja aggressive

its like aggressive (in the passive aggressive sense) but you dont know theyre being aggressive. ....sneaky aggressive.

not to be confused with passive aggressive

Like some farts (silent but deadly)

Im aggressive, but you dont know its happening. Im like ninja aggressive.

by edudnikihc August 01, 2016

Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.

Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.

by nehlewolf April 22, 2011

Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.

I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.

by L0L0 June 07, 2015

Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.

Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.

by KR00ZZ July 06, 2012

ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.

Bang! -ninja tech

by ework February 21, 2013