Cutting the muffin

Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.

She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string

by Smuttyman August 26, 2016

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Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck

John Goodman has a muffin neck.

by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013

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beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

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muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.

Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.

by kiki1987 March 20, 2013

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Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

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Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

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