slap ass month

slap ass month is all April

happy slap ass month

by fhcfhvxf April 15, 2019

Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass

Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS

by Maker of words. November 18, 2021

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

Dick head month

Dick head month is in May it's when u can mess around and be a dips hit

Stop acting like a dick head before I slap u

Yay its dick head month

by Daddy draco September 30, 2020

Santa's month

A special month that is remember and celebrated each year for our good friend Santa :D

Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?

Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))

by Dan the nan June 3, 2022

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019

Month

A little bit more then 4 times weaker

Hey man your 28 years old and you cant lift that...lol...you must be month...my little brothers only 7 years old...even he can lift that...

by Mattbuck1988 March 28, 2023