Monster Munch

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo December 14, 2008

Mama Monster

What Lady Gaga's fans(Little Monsters) sometimes refer to her as.

I'm a Little Monster, and I LOVE my Mama Monster.

by arianne! August 18, 2010

Fondle Monster

Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.

Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.

Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!

Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!

by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010

Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.

MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!

by Schlichting October 1, 2005

Snot monster

When someone is so blocked with mucus that they're dripping or spraying snot everywhere, but they have no choice and have to go to work, college, or the pub. Thusly end up gifting their infectious disease to all and sundry.

Man I was so bunged up with flu, but I had to meet Charlene at the bar so I was such a snot monster, sneezin everywhere.

by D-C Tregant April 28, 2007