Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturovation

When you're masturbating in public in a fairly large crowd such as a survey class and you think nobody notices but when you finish everyone stands up and cheers.

I was diddling myself in a darkened movie theater and I thought no one noticed but it turns out I did masturovation cause everyone stood up and cheered when I got done!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.

Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!

by Squidbob October 12, 2021

masturjebation

When you are not only tricked into thinking something, but you also feel violated sexually.

Wow! You really had me going there. I started to get a boner, but then you slapped it back into reality. You're a legend in the realm of masturjebation.

by DefNoGod December 13, 2021

Masturbathon

n. a prolonged period of masturbation; the act of staying up past one's bedtime just to pleasure one's self.

"After getting dumped by text message again, Jimmy decided that a masturbathon weekend was in order."

by Lion Unit April 1, 2022

Masturbating

Something you do when you need a quick fix because the real thing isn't available.

Jerry: Hey what are you up to?
Frank: I'm masturbating.
Jerry: Ok hit me up when your done.

by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022

maksturbation

The man who runs twitch.tv/cappyrox, This man has multiple girlfriends and has a wank every 2 minutes. he also is a cappy sun, which is a version of him as a capri sun

Dam I Love To Watch You Do Some Maksturbation

by Rovinsredsweater#5645 December 10, 2022