A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
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She is the hottest girl ever and has the nicest butt she’s so nice and a little botch but if you meet her you will love her no matter how hard you try not to
by MichealW February 2, 2023
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Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!
by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023
Get the Mariah Carey mug.Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!
Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr
by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023
Get the Maria De los Angeles Martinez mug.A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
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That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though
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