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andrews mum

she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023
mugGet the andrews mummug.

Freya’s Mum

A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?
Oh no, it’s Freya’s Mum, better put my phone away!”
by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019
mugGet the Freya’s Mummug.

Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
mugGet the Mum Legsmug.

UR MUM

me: UR MUM
by sunnygoat December 30, 2021
mugGet the UR MUMmug.

ur mum

it means that whom ever says this wants to have s*x with your mum. 'ur mum' is an expression used to agree or nuetralise a conversation.
' haha you thought that was funny, that was sh*t' then in responce ' ur mum'
by exwils2802802802802802802 September 26, 2023
mugGet the ur mummug.

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute
i love leons mum
by leons mum March 27, 2024
mugGet the leons mummug.

Mum

Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.
by Hsbs April 1, 2019
mugGet the Mummug.

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