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McDonald’s 

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.
???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

Macdonalds

A restaurant that is cheap and you can yeet your food at the cashier
Billy Bob:hey look at that cashier

Sam:lol let's yeet our food at the bus boy at macdonalds

Macdonalds

A cheap fast food restraunt that u can yeet ur food at the bus boys
I shall yeet my macdonalds food at u you little bus boy

McDonald's Bathroom Clean 

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

McDonald's nuggets 

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.
Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit

McDonald 

To not honour a debt.
I was meant to pay John back but I’m going to McDonald him
McDonald by McLovin86 June 28, 2020