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salt lake slash

When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.
The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."
by ALcore September 25, 2006
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White Lake

The act of a man inserting is scrotum into a womans ear and pouring peanut butter in her asshole that has been cooked in the microwave on medium high for 3 minutes, and having a cat lick it out while the other man inserts his scrotum into the asshole of the cat and when they both ejaculate they ejaculate onto the peanut butter then they put it into the jar and wait till some one gets home and eats it and passes out then the act is repeated until said homestead is scattered of bodies covered in jizz and peanut butter and then the original partners must skeet every where until the room fills up into a white lake
Bro why is the Lewis's house being repaired?
Apparantley they had a white lake last night
by francis jingle hop June 9, 2008
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lake camelot

boring ass little subdivision in illinois surrounded by cornfields like 20 minutes away from pekin and about 15 minutes away from peoria...

most kids have no life and are either at the pool or beach all day or are vandalising shit and doing drugs...

*one of the kids that vandalise shit and doing drugs is currently in rehab...woo baby...

this little town thing mainly consists of old people, rich people, and above average newly started families...

the little gas station on the outskirts of l.c. has a rule dumbass rule in which yew have to 18 to buy a fucking energy drink which pisses all of the kids that vadalise shit and do drugs off insanely fucking bad...

everyone who lives here are very nosey and bitchy and always craving toknow everyones buisness and calling the cops on anyone and everyone that has done something bad or something that those nosey people think is wrong...

many lawsuits are formed against people for dumbass reasons so beware...

my family hasbeen in 3...

2 of which were caused by me sickingmy dogs on annoying hell peopleand the other cuz me and my friend, "wolfey", started shit with my neighbor by calling her a slut because she tried to sleep with my dad while he was on holiday right before he went to iraq...

then she started telling everyone at CAT the im a duggie, my sister is a whore, and my grandpa was a pervert...

it eventually got down tomy dad and grandma since they work at CAT too and just laughed histerically cuz she didnt have the guts to say that to my face...
never move to lake camelot...
it is the rich version of a hick town...
by k. kutthroat June 18, 2008
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Lake Latonka

A puny 2 mile long community in Mercer Pennsylvania based around a pond of stagnant water that for some reason, the inhabitants believe is okay to swim in, considering that the water grows a thick layer of stinking bacteria filled scum every year that slowly makes its way to the swimming area. The Lake is home to many old people, mostly retired, a few democrats and an absolute ASSLOAD of republicans. Most people are zombies, highly unfriendly, and white. The Lake has two big water towers which are the only eye-catching thing there and has Native American tribe names for street addresses. How cute.
Robert: I got a waterborne disease while swimming...

John: Did you swim at Lake Latonka?

Robert: Yeah, why?

John: Congratulations, you're going to die.
by Neenja! October 4, 2009
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Lake Forest College

A poor, tiny excuse for a college. With a student size of only 1,600 students, this joke of a 4-year school lacks any semblance of a proper college experience. Situated in the affluent suburb of Lake Forest, students are forced to live in outdated dorms and eat from a single centralized dining hall on an often-lifeless campus.

You better hope that you like the friends you make, because you're stuck with them. Greek life is abysmally tiny, while the rest of the student population devolves into social cliques like Student Athletes, Nerds, and International Students. One common type is spoiled kids with chips on their shoulders.

Even if the students were friendly to each other, there's no place to socialize since campus security shuts down all parties almost instantly. All other social events are usually a total disappointment, since the fascistic administration snuffed out all enjoyable things. Chicago is too far to get there in reasonable time either.

School spirit maintains an all-time low since the school is a pathetic D3 and has no traditions. Many students travel to other colleges to have fun, so keep Northwestern's tailgating in mind if you make the horrendous mistake of choosing LFC as your school.

Academics are as good as any state school but lacks variety of majors and programs. However, not every other college charges $40,000 per year for tuition.

LFC is a great place for those who like asking “What could have been?". Stay away from this scam of a college.
Forester: "I attend Lake Forest College"

Job Recruiter: "Lake Forest College? Is that in California?"

Forester: "No, it's in Illinois"

Job Recruiter: 'Never heard of it, I'll have to look it up one day"

Forester: *Thinks about $40,000/year debt and regrets not attending a big state school*
by J.Binklestein October 25, 2019
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Gages lake

ghetto neighborhood in Illinois full of ghetto people, ghetto drugs, ghetto houses, ghetto cars, ghetto roads, and GHETTO CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ELDERS!!! home of the biggest black bus stop in history, jesse oaks, and the convenience stop... if i were you, which i know your looking up gages lake on urban dictionary, so you must live here, i would MOVE!!!
"i grew up in Gages lake"

"woah, are you ok?"
by mynameisnotjacueessssee August 15, 2013
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Cold Lake

a completely horrible abomination of an album released by a great/formerly great band. Named for Celtic Frost's 1989 LP.
The new album was a real Cold Lake.
by The Box of Evil Rodents May 26, 2009
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