A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"
Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.
by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009
Get the Pat Jonesmug. by byson August 6, 2006
Get the Davy Jonesmug. by Du Rag April 28, 2005
Get the Mike Jonesmug. A bitch who needs to find some business of her own to mind. Stuck up and filled to the brim with an unjustified superiority complex. Resembles and definitely smells like a feral animal.
by Boatsandsnows October 6, 2021
Get the Olivia Jonesmug. 
biggest fruitcake around, he just simply loooves the cock. He's a great example of a flamming queen.
by WoRlD of WarCraft RocKs Dude!!! January 9, 2005
Get the neville jonesmug. Kesiah is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he proves angels exist, his smile is brightens any darkness and his eyes are the definition of adorable. Kesiah has a heart made of cherry blossoms, he's humorous, and his laugh just takes me to space and back. Kesiah is not only amazing on the inside, he is hot AND cute, you don't usually find people like that anymore. Kesiah's {stunning} gaze makes my heart explode and my lungs deflate, his posture reminds me of a model everywhere he goes, his cuddles are heavenly and his kisses are tender and sweet. The most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by that1cinnamon_roll11 October 13, 2019
Get the Kesiah Jonesmug.