Get Jade

When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.

"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade

by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010

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ricky jade jones

a beast of a man

see that ricky jade jones over there oh thats just a goat easily confused

by ROBINI123 May 24, 2022

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Jade Abyss

Slang term for Asian vagina. Used primarily to describe prostitutes or loose women.

I went to Thailand and fell right into that Jade Abyss.

by Hagfish66 February 25, 2019

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Definition of Jade
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.

Jade queen of the stones

by Strongwoman historian June 12, 2025

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