jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016

Timothy Jacob

A low life bitch ass nigga that lies about people inboxing him.

Timothy Jacob is such an attention whore.

by Boss nicca March 7, 2016

Jacob clement

Dickhead

Jacob clement is gay

by Luke’s November 19, 2019

Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.

Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?

by Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’ November 28, 2019

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019

Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.

Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.

by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019

Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.

Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?

by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019