wrong way jose

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors

That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.

by Bike Man November 12, 2009

Joeseph

Feared by many, rumoured he is so hard he shaves with a blowtorch and is able to move mountains and has acquired the nickname The Mountain.

Did you hear about that guy Joeseph? Apparently he has an extremely fit friend named will Saldana.

by saldana June 1, 2016

joseph

to look at the ceiling and count the dots on the panels. commenly done after tests. only works in schools.

after that test I was sooo bored man, I josephed for half an hour.

by Hero rasmussen February 27, 2008

Joseph

likes pancakes and chocolate milk.

Joseph says 'I like chocolate milk.'

by nesnej101 April 10, 2012

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Possibly the worst musical ever. Written by the idiot composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's the retelling of the Bible story of Joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. The Pharaoh is depicted as Elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a Jazz song. All of these are anachronisms, as well as being incredibly stupid and contributing nothing to the story.

There are only two good things about Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.

by RepelHistory September 18, 2005

Joseph

a big ass faggot

youre such a joseph

by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017

Joseph Kony

Joseph Kony is the world's worst war criminal. During 1987 he took over leadership of a rebel group and called it LRA (lord's resistance army). This rebel group is active in Uganda, Democratic Republic of Congo and South Sudan. The LRA has abducted over 30,000 chidren to be soldiers in his army or sex slaves.

'Invisible Children' is been working for 9 years to end this violance against children. KONY 2012 is a video made by 'Invisible Children' to let the world know about Kony so that he may finally be arrested and this violance ended.

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

Type in youtube.com Kony 2012 and watch the video to help support Invisible Children and arrest Joseph Kony.

by WeCanMakeADifference July 31, 2012