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jessica adlemen

a mean ass step momand a peace of shitshe thinks she owns the world smart ass
jessica adlemen your a bitch you dont own the world
by whyhasgodabandondus May 11, 2019
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Jessica

A girl who will never be understood, a girl who you will love or hate but never indifferent to. She is a scary kind of sad and a hard one to know. Be careful with her heart, you may have been the last straw.
Is that Jessica over there?
by HoneyBunches November 23, 2021
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Jessica

Pettiest Queen
Jessica is petty as hell.
by AznNight January 6, 2021
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Jessica

A girl that is very lovable,cute,and kind Whenever you talk to one ask her to pop a titty
Josh :oh Hey! can you pop a titty for me Jessica

Jessica: sure thing
by Jermwormplays April 3, 2024
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jessica

oh look jessica is runing
by physicist1231412414 February 23, 2025
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Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
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