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dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.
Ed H just opened his dutch thermos
by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010
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Dutch Dripper

The act of pissing in a girls butthole and then getting her to preform oral sex while you watch the urine slowly drip out her anus
Damn bro I didn’t think me and sally were going to make it but then she let me hit her with a Dutch Dripper. We are getting married next week” - guy one

“Wtf bro” - guy two
by Wug66 May 26, 2023
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dutch act

suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.
"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...
by rusoviet April 19, 2020
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dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 1, 2021
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Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.
Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.
by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021
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dutch fag

by RichBorat December 23, 2016
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dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
by Captaincoook May 7, 2016
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