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becoming less closeted

Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.

Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.

The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.

This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.

Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.

It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.

I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 13, 2023
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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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closet dill popper

A person attending a conference or banquet serving deli products in a multiple course buffet who says that they will only have one course of the meal, because of their "diet," but ends up making that one course the equivalent to the amount of courses that everybody else is eating. This word is only applicable when at an event serving DELI foods.
(two men talking to each other at a banquet)

"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"

"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.
by Cupcake4U May 15, 2011
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closet juggalette

a juggalette who is quiet about being a juggalette. these girls are still true to their family and always has their backs. Based on all their personality and how they act with friends. You'll never truly know if they are until they tell you.
That girl is such a closet juggalette, after talking to her about her views on things.
by Holly Matkoroni May 10, 2011
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Drama Closet

The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college
"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."

Awkward silence

Drama Closet
by HarryTheBongSmoker April 9, 2013
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Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
by Ford Davis November 26, 2011
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Closet Cheater

Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.
LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE
by WMGXX March 25, 2025
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