Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.

I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.

by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022

Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

Billy bacon

The most elite type of people

Cannot be rivaled

Yo he's a billy bacon, he actually amazing

by Gary Guacamole is life April 30, 2021

Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.

Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"

by SindromNobba June 9, 2021

bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices

Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?

by Tommy TwelveGauge January 9, 2023

bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices

Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?

by Tommy TwelveGauge January 9, 2023