Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt

Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt

by Shasty707 September 26, 2017

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 21, 2019

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 03, 2021

balling dirt

the act of rubbing your hands together really fast to ball up the dirt that has accumulated on my hands

*balls dirt*
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"

by yonkinthechat December 02, 2020

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

Dirt Pie

When someone ejaculates into an anus and the male ejaculate seeps out, post coitus.

“When’s its in the puss, it’s a cream pie. When it’s in the ass, it’s a dirt pie.”

by Dirty Dirt Pie April 02, 2022

Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.

Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.

by Finger food September 24, 2016