Human Claymore

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.

"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009

human suitcase

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15

can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)

by SNLlove March 1, 2011

Country Humans

A bunch of faggots and emos trying to live out theyre love fantasy or being fags in general, they are inferior to country balls and are ruining the country ball community, do not compare the two they are not the same.

"I think country humans and country balls should get along" "shut the fuck up retard"

by Dans Dead March 30, 2019

X-HUMANATION

it means "Christ-humanation"
it's the willing of a divinition to be a human

x-humanation of God in Christ

by ludiluc December 31, 2003

Human Contact

something i haven't had in 4 years.

My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022

Human Pinwheel

Where u go to the freak show find a midget and twirl her around ur dick like a pinwheel

Im desperate for a human pinwheel

by acere August 22, 2008

human traits

entities that possess the following traits that resemble a human being:
emotions, cough, watch tv shows

Eric: "Yeah, we got.. snakes."
Hannibal: "..with human traits."
Hannibal: "They got emotions, and they cough,and they watch tv shows.. *sighs*"
Jimmy: "You have snakes with human traits?"

by Skittlez Pie December 15, 2020