human shield

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
by hooper March 14, 2004
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human suitcase

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15
can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)
by SNLlove February 13, 2011
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Human Claymore

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.
"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"
by The Duke of Alcatraz March 30, 2009
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Country Humans

A bunch of faggots and emos trying to live out theyre love fantasy or being fags in general, they are inferior to country balls and are ruining the country ball community, do not compare the two they are not the same.
"I think country humans and country balls should get along" "shut the fuck up retard"
by Dans Dead March 30, 2019
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X-HUMANATION

it means "Christ-humanation"
it's the willing of a divinition to be a human
by ludiluc December 31, 2003
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human traits

entities that possess the following traits that resemble a human being:
emotions, cough, watch tv shows
Eric: "Yeah, we got.. snakes."
Hannibal: "..with human traits."
Hannibal: "They got emotions, and they cough,and they watch tv shows.. *sighs*"
Jimmy: "You have snakes with human traits?"
by Skittlez Pie December 16, 2020
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Human Waterfall

A man or woman, with such sweaty armpits that they are pouring sweat everywhere. Waterfall effect can be maximized by a light colored shirt.
Watch out, the Human Waterfall is pouring it down again.
by Pyrokaaa December 04, 2008
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