beat in the head

To be ripped off
when on pays too much for summin they have been "beat in the head"

Marcus Balla: Ha, ha! Just copped me the new 13's.
Lamont Hustla: So what..everyone got um.
Marcus: Yea but i paid $80 for it.
Lamont: Dawg u got beat in the head cuz i coulda sold it to u for 20.
Marcus: What?? HOw!
Lamont: Imma hustla homie...Ask about me!

Marcus: U see how the movies try to beat us in the head...$10 for movies and $3 for a drink!
Lamont: Too bad des cocksuckers dont know about the baq entrance or got the connects like we do.
*they brush they shoulders off*

by prince ingus April 5, 2005

Mario's floating head

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"

Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009

Text n Head

Texting while getting a Blowjob.

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Crue Head

a "Crue Head" is someone that absalutly loves the 80's band Motley Crue.
they are one of the greatest bands ever, and anyone that thinks differently is gonna get there head kicked in by a Crue Head.

Crue head: OMFG MOTLEY CRUE IS DA BEST FUCKING BAND EVER!!!!VINCE HAS SICK VOCALS,NIKKI HAS THE BEST SNOTTY BASS RIFFS,MICK HAS THE SWEETEST GUITAR SOUNDS AND TOMMY SLAMS THOSE DRUMS WITH EASE

non motley fan: FUCK YOU,MOTLEY SUCKS GOAT BALLS

Crue head: COME HERE AND SAY THAT CUNT

by Sleeksta crue head 1 September 1, 2009

Poopoo peepee butthole face head

A person who is a poopoo peepee butthole face head

WTF! UR A Poopoo peepee butthole face head!

by Ad0tya_M3m3s April 14, 2019

Giving Head

When a young teenage girl sneaks over to her male friends house, goes to his room, and without his parents knowing, quietly removes his head from the rest of his body with some sharp object and presents it to her conservative parents, who congratulate her with a credit card.

Jenny was giving head to Micheal last night, but the cops have, for some reason, not arrested her yet.

by pr3d May 30, 2013

Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.

Wheres the bathroom, I've got a turtles head coming through.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003