To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 8, 2017
Get the shitty handshakemug. by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020
Get the Handshakemug. We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018
Get the clam bake handshakemug. Masseuse that’s willing to go the extra mile, kisses your toes then your forehead following a massage.
Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage
by Softy101 September 11, 2021
Get the cypriot handshakemug. “That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”
“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
Get the The Hollywood Handshakemug. Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
Get the Scandinavian Handshakemug. When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020
Get the Canadian Handshakemug.