hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.

*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"

by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Outta Hand

Outta Hand: When someone does something weird, out of the ordinary, or thinks there in the yeshiva league but there not that can be outta hand.

Pomo: Dude im so cool my jawline bro I'm in the yeshiva league; tiyo- you are so non in the yeshiva league (displays hand motion),,, thats outta hand.

Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.

MRS Steiner- she is outta hand

by outta hand November 4, 2019

Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013