Horn Lake High

A high school located in Horn Lake, MS. They tend to get into a lot of fights at this school & there is a lot of drama & everybody there has been with the whole city, so don’t date anybody that goes to Horn Lake High.

“What school do you go to”?
“Horn Lake High”
“Oh, so you must like drama”

by TEEGUY July 21, 2024

payroll horns

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.

Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.

by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024

Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.

We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.

by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011

on the horns of a dilemma

facing a choice between two equally undesirable alternatives

The lion was on the horns of a dilemma, deciding what he should do in such a risky situation.

by British Virgin Islands at the February 3, 2023

to horn on

verb form of the word horny.

"bro, she's totally horning on you!"
"i think i'm about to horn on max idk tho ahaha"

by ur mom or smth May 28, 2020

Horn-Dog

Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.

I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.

by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008