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Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.
John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.
by ContentDevil November 20, 2011
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Holy Shit

Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint, Saint Coprius of Palestine. (Agios Kopros)

The Feast-Day of "Holy Shit" is September 24th
Holy Shit, Intercede to God for Us!
by Anonymous3 July 3, 2006
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Holy gerbil

A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.
Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.
by BigBrothrMick426 September 25, 2009
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Holy Stacks

Period of extreme excitement when seeing a bad ass truck
by BAMF Truck April 20, 2011
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HOLY BAWS !

When somthing sick, crazy happenes, or someone gets owned, you say HOLLY BAWS.
Pro Gamer: OMG HOLY BAWS, I JUST GOT A QUAD KILL WITH MY SNIPER O.O....

Noob Friend: ORLY, HOLY BAWS ! O.o !!!
by SHARP><SHOOTER June 15, 2010
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Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.
by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010
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Holy Horatio

Horatio, patron saint of sketch show fat guys. Named after the late Horatio Sanz.
by Weekly Cigar March 27, 2009
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