van halened

to get a person of the opposite sex back to your room under a rather flimsy purpose. Comes from same dialectic area as stribley and Rate

"You've Never heard of Van Halen? Well, come back to my room and i'll play you some." - That is Van Halening

"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."

by DanSussex November 8, 2007

Have a pregnant

Getting freaked out, or being upset and/or frightened due to some surprise or horrible discovery.

"Radica1Faith" Had a Pregnant when "Pylly" pranked him by saying he "Had a Pregnant" in response to "Radical1Faith" a year after "Radical1Faith" tried to create a meme around his expression "Have a Pregnant".

by Whiz-Kid July 7, 2010

Van Halen

A band that owns all others, the best of the best. Need I say more?

Van Halen kicks ass.

by EVH February 22, 2005

have sex

A mocking gesture made in response to someone’s arguments perceived to be defending the actions or idealogies of incels.

A: I don’t know you don’t see attractiveness being a primary factor in getting dates. There’s already plenty of evidence that lookism is real and affects people’s lives on a daily basis. So what exactly is your argument?

B: have sex

by TeamMalty May 12, 2019

i have a wide stance

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

by Madmoses September 14, 2007

have a cow

As in when a person will be extremely upset, angry, or suprised about something

Bob: Hey, did you hear about how Fred's house got bulldozed over while he was on vacation?

Joe: Yeah, he's going to have a cow when he finds out!

by AlmostNinja October 28, 2010

have a wank

to stimulate one's sexual organs single handily.

James dropped his pants and went to have a wank over trisha’s fat man ass.

Dave “stimulant” Stevens acquired a copy of “transsexual heartbreakers Vol #2” his good friend Lee suggested he should ” have a wank” which he executed and came twice.

by flube November 8, 2003