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Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
by You should read this October 11, 2023
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Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍
*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?
by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022
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Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge
How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation
by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024
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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024
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Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business
The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.
by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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