Grass Gaming

Literally Trash. So Bad That They Lie About How Good At Something They Are, And Then You Watch Them Do It And They Are Terrible At It. Kinda Like Playing A Game With A Keyboard Made Of Grass

Person1: yo my guy! The other day I sniped some kid so hard he raged
Person2: dude. you have to stop lying. you playing is like Grass Gaming

by Whenyoudiediediedie August 12, 2021

The Grass is Blue

A point someone admits they’re arguing just to argue with no intent of coming out with a valid point. Basically someone who thinks they’re always right.

Person 1: I proved you wrong like 3 times stop arguing
Person 2: the grass is blue bro

by alanipinkslush25 March 27, 2025

grass japs

Vietnam fighters who fought in the Vietnam’s war.

Timmy’s ancestors were grass japs.

by Grassjap February 27, 2018

Grass

Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..

Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.

“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”

by bnakusaki September 8, 2025

Grass

A common plant that comes in large numbers

Something League of Legends players can't touch

"Ratio eats grass"

"Go touch some grass"

by Alon the donut June 5, 2022

Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.

"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"

by CIark Kennt June 6, 2018