A residential lawn or area of extremely well maintained grass that only white people put the time and money into caring for. The effort in lawncare outweighs the effort they put into their own wife or children. Typically associated with a pair of green stained, white, New Balance shoes and a riding mower with a light beer.
by WhitePeopling November 6, 2024

by DonnySquad42 July 25, 2013

by izuru_kamukura April 3, 2021

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022

touch it. now.
a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.
a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.
Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now
by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022
