This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
Get the Married Gogglesmug. When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
Get the Club gogglesmug. by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025
Get the Dubai night gogglesmug. by Buckle July 9, 2018
Get the Clout gang gogglesmug. Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
Get the slosh gogglesmug. What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.
by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012
Get the Thizz Gogglesmug. The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.
by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023
Get the Arab eye gogglesmug.