When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin
Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!
Jim: That shits weak bro
Jim: That shits weak bro
by jekkie bates October 09, 2007
Jar-eth the goblin king is an absolute legend
by brianjune November 09, 2019
An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.
by rejectedrainbow November 24, 2010
A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 15, 2006
A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.
"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase
by FryingPandaZip December 29, 2020
Greenwood Goblin is slang refering to black ass males/females who look like gorillas and or other primates. (goblin comes from lil wayne's bar; whats a goon to a goblin) greenwood goblins are usualy Ho0d as fukkk and slang rocks to them buddies and basers who be hertin, ya diG?
(Driveing down N. myrtel Ave.)
me: look at that Greenwood Goblin(level:38)!
Dave: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO TAG HIM AND RELEASE HIM FOR STUDY!
me: go ahead, i hope his stainless leaves you brainless DAVE, you small dicked fuck.
me: look at that Greenwood Goblin(level:38)!
Dave: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO TAG HIM AND RELEASE HIM FOR STUDY!
me: go ahead, i hope his stainless leaves you brainless DAVE, you small dicked fuck.
by Goblinbagger April 28, 2011
An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
by Atromi March 11, 2009