Ghetto Rash

gangsta word for herpies

Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"

by Blahblah12345xxxx January 9, 2009

Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

by MatBarne November 22, 2011

Ghetto Buster

How you describe a 1970s' or 1980s' vehicle covered in too much graffiti (usually "decorated"in bright fluorescent colors).

Wow! Can you believe that someone would turn that classic into a ghetto buster?

by JGJ180071 February 20, 2009

ghetto pumpkin

A watermeleon.

Man I love to have some cold ghetto pumpkin,on this hot summer day.

by alfred walter ramirez February 6, 2009

Ghetto spread

When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.

Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.

by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.

Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?

by Mr. Goggles June 6, 2012

Ghetto Lab

Disadvantaged, neglected, computer lab. Computers must run an operating system 10 years older than the current date. Shady when dark.

1.The ghetto lab at the school was presumed ghetto after half of the computers worked and ran Windows XP
2.The ghetto lab computer towers are good paper weights.

by xcgroup February 21, 2015