Brussels Griffon

A breed of dog that is incredibly adorable, brown, and fluffy. When they're shaved they look ugly, but with long fur they're the most adorable creatures ever.
Often have lower IQ's than most dogs, which often makes them cuter because they make mistakes and don't care.

I: Hey, that's a cute dog, what breed is it?
U: He's a Brussels Griffon.
I: Huh. I've never heard of that...

by Garuda 1 February 14, 2023

Febe Griffiths

Febe Griffiths is an so AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL!!!!! She is super friendly and is just STUNNING!!!!! If you know a Febe Griffiths then you should definitely be friends with her!!!!!!!!!

" OMG did you see that Febe Griffiths girl?!"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She is SO pretty"
"I know right!!"

by HIIIIIBESTIE April 3, 2023

Jack Giffin

A totally normal person with nothing strange and no other account on Urban Dictionary.

This is the one true account of Jack Giffin here on UD!

by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024

Cole Gryffindor

A tall guy with fluffy hair with a huge fucking ego. He has great physique with a high IQ. But has low emotional intelligence. He probably likes to play with girls hearts and leave them when they aren’t good “use” anymore. He probably uses girls to build his ego for fun! 🤩 because he’s a piece of shit person with no fucking heart left, he probably picks lust over connection.

Me: is that Cole Gryffindor? I don’t like that guy. he just wants to play games with bitches for fun 🤩

by DaisyDimples July 9, 2025

ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool

Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!

by herp dee der January 30, 2017

wirehaired pointing griffon

A dog that looks both ugly and cute at the same time. (And has cutely large paws)

Person 1: Wow that dog has some weird looking eyebrows, what types of dog is it?
Person 2: Its my pet wirehaired pointing griffon, isn't she cute.

by Wirehairedgriffonsarecute June 8, 2021

Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.

Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.

by Poonwizard February 6, 2023