Google Translate

The world's funniest Google website. Simply choose a language, do an Irish jig on your computer keyboard, and you will get a VERY accurate translation. For example, fryfryfryfryfryfryfry from Welsh becomes "wondrous wonders". Incredible!

With the power of Google translate, I can turn "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." into "Long walls and black anger."!!!

by Mr Half-written Dictionary April 28, 2021

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Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.

I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.

by Miksah August 16, 2019

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daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google

Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?

by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020

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Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.

Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.

by Doguehaus September 15, 2019

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Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

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