Quesa-Ghetto

The ghetto-ized quesadilla. Where one wraps a string cheese in a tortilla then eats is. No I know what you're thinking, they do NOT heat it first.

Man, Tiff just ate a whack quesa-ghetto.

by Pseudome March 6, 2009

Ghetto Rash

gangsta word for herpies

Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"

by Blahblah12345xxxx January 9, 2009

Ghetto Flaps

A term used by snowboarders/skiiers referring to the zippers at the ankles of your snowboard pants that zip up to make your pants tighter around your boots. Unzipped they make the pants appear baggier and therefore more "ghetto".

"Undo your ghetto flaps you look like a homo."

by she.rides.pow May 1, 2007

Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

by MatBarne November 22, 2011

Ghetto spread

When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.

Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.

by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

ghetto pumpkin

A watermeleon.

Man I love to have some cold ghetto pumpkin,on this hot summer day.

by alfred walter ramirez February 6, 2009

ghetto mess

trifling, lazy, resulting in a messed up situation

Bernie has been driving around with expired tags on his truck, and now his friend Jay has to drive him b/c he has not taken care of this situation. That is a ghetto mess!

by Hope Thompson February 22, 2008