Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.
Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?
by Mr. Goggles March 04, 2012
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Ghetto Lab

Disadvantaged, neglected, computer lab. Computers must run an operating system 10 years older than the current date. Shady when dark.
1.The ghetto lab at the school was presumed ghetto after half of the computers worked and ran Windows XP
2.The ghetto lab computer towers are good paper weights.
by xcgroup February 22, 2015
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Ghetto Rash

Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"
by Blahblah12345xxxx January 09, 2009
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ghetto sick

Term used to describe when a female from the ghetto gets pregnant, but thinks she is sick so she constantly drinks orange juice to alleviate her "sickness".
"Yo, why Mary keep drinking OJ? She sick?"
"Nah, that jawn ghetto sick."
by jawnyjawnjawn December 07, 2009
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ghetto mess

trifling, lazy, resulting in a messed up situation
Bernie has been driving around with expired tags on his truck, and now his friend Jay has to drive him b/c he has not taken care of this situation. That is a ghetto mess!
by Hope Thompson February 22, 2008
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Ghetto park

The Most Ghetto Bus Buddy You Will ever meet they are more then likley and will block someone for no reason. They are super ghetto but will try to hide it at times. they also love food and candy. They more then likely own an iphone and have owned multiple. They can be funny and they can also slit your throat. Beware ghetto parks. (They Are cool bus buddies to have though.
by Bus Buddy December 29, 2016
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Quesa-Ghetto

The ghetto-ized quesadilla. Where one wraps a string cheese in a tortilla then eats is. No I know what you're thinking, they do NOT heat it first.

Man, Tiff just ate a whack quesa-ghetto.
by Pseudome March 06, 2009
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