Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly May 03, 2018
To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
by rob-not-bob September 06, 2014
A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'
by Tcm April 26, 2015
A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
by Jimmy garden October 06, 2020
Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
by Jimmy garden October 06, 2020
Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong
Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.
by Oscar female August 02, 2021
Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.
by SeanWebcom December 19, 2016