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Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
by Henrey S July 4, 2020
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batshit fucking insane

One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.
Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.
by Krusty Weiner February 26, 2010
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Fuckin eh

by Jason October 15, 2003
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Keep fucking that chicken

"Keep fucking that chicken" (KFTC) is a phrase coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. It is presumably a phrase of encouragement similar to keep on truckin, only with a more pronounced and colorful air of defiance.

The chicken being fucked may be an actual chicken, could be pejorative slang for a woman (i.e. chickenhead), or some other metaphor for an object of desire or enjoyable activity. In any case, KFTC seems to be a gesture of support to the recipient to continue doing whatever it is that they're doing, despite what others may say, so long as it makes them happy.
Adam: I could be making more money at another job, but I like the work I'm doing now.

Bob: Whatever, keep fucking that chicken.
by CleffedUp September 20, 2009
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fucking up hard

to fuck up more so than to simply "fuck up"
Kelsey: Dude, the project is due tomorrow and we still don't have a topic.
Deborah: I don't think we need to meet or pick a topic.
Kelsey: Deborah... you're fucking up hard right now.
by tryin2go2jos March 30, 2011
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And fucking dies

When someone fucks up something simple but fucking dies.
retard Nathan couldn’t find his car and fucking dies
by Die 4 Israel May 26, 2019
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Fuckin up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit, this is not so much a holliday oriented term as it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
by mc chris April 18, 2003
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