Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

hater on the front lines

Someone who’s hating on anyone they’re close too whether it’s a close friend or their family.

Man why you always being a hater on the front lines!

by Jflex August 18, 2023

MLK / 710.Front

MLK perviously know as 710 is Satanist "extorting" group that needs to be reported

MLK / 710.Front Is bad group and should be reported for such crimes

by Klbm9 March 19, 2025

Front Piece

Front Piece is the term used when referring to a girl that has a really attractive face that one would want to look at there face the entire time when partaking in intercourse.

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off her when we were fucking, she lowkey a front piece

Nick: aye you know Brittney right?

Ty: yuh she a lil front piece

Ty: I’m tired of giving back shots to these ugly hoes I lowkey need me a front piece.

by Luhtwiz August 10, 2025

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Down In Front

Referring to someone in the front row of seats in either a stadium or theatre, this person could also be in the first two-three rows depending on how many rows there are. Usually, this is used in a negative, as someone may be blocking the view, or, there’s a situation.

“Who’s that idiot blocking the screen?” “DOWN IN FRONT!” (The man throws an empty bottle at the “idiot blocking the screen” and hits the shot)

by Chemdaddy420 August 8, 2025